ZadetheElf:
Suddenly and without warning, someone exploded right in the captain's chair.
SpiffyGuy:
...unless you pay me, Dr. Evil, one *million* dollars...
YingYang:
You can hear "Smoke on the Water" playing from inside...
PrezGAR:
Ugh, roaches!
wunshu:
Male peacocks are always easy to spot when threatened
NoahZark:
"Just a little more jowell and I could play Nixon, yes?"
HenryBemis:
Not the type of "exercise" Ying does to a workout video.
sergy:
Sorry, I'll try to keep my jiggling to a minimum.
HenryBemis:
I'm sorry. You're over your spandex quota for this scene. Some of it's just gonna have to go.
Humoriste:
Hey!!! We both wore pink!!! That's sooooo cuuuuuttttte!!! *giggle*
GlitterRock:
.oO Nice ass. Oo.
GlitterRock:
Britney Spears and Jerry Lewis' new song: "Oops, I Did It Again LadeeeEEE!"
HenryBemis:
I see we're beginning to focus on what really matters in this show.
Humoriste:
Tricorder readings indicate an unusual amount of silicone, spandex, rubber and... I think that's lip gloss, sir, but I can't be sure.
NomiNews:
Cybil Sheppard and Pia Zadora star in HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY! costarring Faye Dunaway and Carrot Top! Coming Soon!
animebabe:
"No Paul, I think you need to master the balance beam before we put you on the uneven bars."
Humoriste:
Cinderella finally quit her gig at Walt's place and headed out to Hef's. Better benefits and stock options.
HenryBemis:
"Guess where I keep this when I go undercover."