FlyingDutchman1971:
Who wants another helping of ass-steak?
FlyingDutchman1971:
The capture of the Elephant Man...
TheAudience:
The Predator joins up with Mel Gibson for The Fugitive 2: No messing around.
HenryBemis:
So, the light *doesn't* stay on when I close the door. Well, just get out of here then... *jiggle, jiggle* *knock, knock, knock* umm... help?
InfestedWeasel:
"I am Scifi." --The Impenetrable Mystery Of Existence
HenryBemis:
Goddamit! The Big Bang is late for its cue AGAIN!
digital_funk:
And another reason why lens caps should be made of clear plastic
clover:
You finally did it didn't you Sci Fi? You finally sucked my soul away. Damn you John Edwards!
thesilentchild:
Tommy's last act as supervisor of Sci-Fi channel control, was to accidentally lean on the master contrast knob.
clover:
Kinda reminds you of Kirk Cameron's career, huh?
clover:
Finally... the Johnny Cash Channel.
YingYang:
I hate it when I black out, and wake up in some Latina's house, handcuffed to her bed...
thesilentchild:
Witch porn. (I don't know... go ask your mother.)
YingYang:
Pass the doochie and the Dorito's, buddy...
clover:
You light up my life... too bad it's nuclear.
YingYang:
Scramble porn?! I hope it's "Crotch-King Tiger, Hidden Dragqueen"
thesilentchild:
Mostly you're just buying the frame...
PrezGAR:
Hurry, before the Cylons return