AAAron333:
Short Round whips out his flame thrower penis... "Dr Jones! Dr. Jones!"
Enapov:
Satan likes to roast his sinners over Mesquite chips; it gives them that smokey flavor of the southwest.
UnReality:
"Not now, kid. I'm practicin' my pole vault."
Indomitus:
"PACKERS!!"
Short_Round:
"Tinkerbell will save us!"
AAAron333:
"Mmmm... I love the smell of old wood, and young boys..."
RodRocket:
"JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!"
AAAron333:
The Iron Shiek makes his triumphant return to the ring!
Short_Round:
"What would Scratchy do?"
UnReality:
"I poke at thee! Poke! Poke! Poke!"
UnReality:
"Hey everybody! They've got cookies on this side! With macadamia nuts!"
Short_Round:
"No, mom. I didn't eat all the jelly!"
UnReality:
"Steven, I really don't think a quickie behind the Kraft Service table is the best thing right now, okay?"
Short_Round:
Well, it looks like we're in the Red-Light District. OK, Indy. Let's get busy.
AAAron333:
Crouching Tiger Hidden Short Round
RGrant:
He had to answer three questions to be granted permission to cross this bridge. Question 1: What is your favorite color?
Short_Round:
Hanging Chad?
UnReality:
"What is your favorite color?" "Blue. No! Green! AAAAAAHHHH!!!"