Short_Round:
"And now... You're LA Laker Cheerleaders!"
UnReality:
"Man, I HATE it when they cast the director's girlfriend!" "Me too, kid. Me too. What's say we blow this popsicle stand, huh?"
RodRocket:
"Destroy He-Man! NOW!!!"
Short_Round:
"Hey! Hey Jones! Get back here! Wassa matta, scared of a little snake? Huh? Coward!"
RGrant:
"So I just wait here then?"
RodRocket:
"Race! Dr. Quest! Jonny and Bandit are in trouble!"
UnReality:
"And now, with Ba'al as my witness, I pronounce you man and sacrifice. You may now ritually slaughter the bride."
Short_Round:
The alien on the Derelict Ship is holding Indy down?
RodRocket:
"Aw, MOM! Just five more minutes of Nintendo! I'm almost at the next level!"
Short_Round:
Indy wakes up in the morning after a hard night of drinking. "Whoa, what did I drink last night? What did I do?" "Hi, Honey! How about a good morning kiss?"
UnReality:
~o/ There's a light over at the Frankenstein place... /o~
RodRocket:
"They're putting you in Carbon-Freeze..."
RodRocket:
"Captain... look at my legs..."
UnReality:
"The other prisoners have asked if you'd stop shouting Attica. We're trying to nap."
Short_Round:
Jeez! I had to put bars on my windows! My ex-girlfriend keeps showing up wearing a wedding dress.
dark_one:
"Uh, guys, I'd hate to ruin your sacrifice, but I'm really NOT a virgin! Just ask Indy!"
Short_Round:
This was always my favorite Christmas ornament.
RodRocket:
"Doctah Jones! You do crunches, now! You startin' to look like Shatner!"