Soozcat:
Enjoy your freedom while you can, bub. Any minute the Endangered Species crowd will identify you as a Yeti and drop you off in Tibet.
Mr_Grant:
--I am the Goddess Diana! --No, _I_ am the Goddess Diana! *Guys, guys, please: you're BOTH the Goddess Diana!*
davedog:
"Gotta go, Shelly. I'm late for Fabio practice."
Soozcat:
ATHENS -- Famous demigod Hercules was trampled today by a Bunny Hop line. "He just didn't get the concept very well," one source said.
Mr_Grant:
EXTREEEEEEEEEME oral pleasure!
144b:
Fishers of men? Nah, I don't like fishing.
HelenaHandbasket:
"I swear I won't run for the presidency in 2004. I'm plenty happy as a NY senator."
Mr_Grant:
IT'S A PINTO!
BoobaFetish:
We now return to 'Chariots of Fire'...
Soozcat:
Ladies and gentlemen, the 212 B.C. Pinto.
ArchHallJr:
Nope. Not gay enough.
asteroidboy:
"Geez, can't a guy get ANY privacy?"
ArchHallJr:
"Do ya mind? Can't a guy fertilize in peace?"
Beedo:
Their kids are going to have fantastic hair, but faces like Monica Lewinsky
YingYang:
Roger Daltry, I salute you!
YingYang:
"You wish, little man."
EnochF:
"Don't worry, sir. I have a cunning plan that cannot fail..."
flowbear:
"Could somebody give me a push?"