InfestedWeasel:
Remember, only *one* of these two people is female. You have thirty seconds.
DropoutManson:
My mind to your mind... your thoughts to my thoughts
robotk:
I'm going home. There's just too much reflecting going on.
EnochF:
"Okay, we missed the uptown 9 because *you* wanted to look at shoes, but we might catch the uptown 13..."
Beedo:
Huzzah, you BASTARD!!!
optikalfade:
"What's that? You'll give my family $2000 when I die? Hey wait, why are you trying to sell me insurance?"
lil_amish_boy:
"Mirror, mirror on the wa... wait. You aren't a mirror OR a wall. Damn."
Mr_Grant:
PUMAT Crocodile Hunter, Crocodile Dundee, and Alli-gator McBeal.
Generik:
"In Fresno, no one can hear you scream." "Why not?" "I don't know. I just like to say that." "You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot, aren't you?"
Mr_Grant:
The dad from Family Ties appears a little TOO happy to see Tina Yothers is all grown up.
TheDiva:
PUMAT between John Rhys-Davis, Krankor, and Sinead O'Connor.
teambanzai:
SOMEBODY TOUCH MY BOOBIES RIGHT F*CKING NOW!!!
lil_amish_boy:
I swear they block that poor lil sidekick on purpose
TheDiva:
I bet this guy has a kick-ass Harley.
TheDiva:
Isn't that the dress Jennifer Connelly wore in Labyrinth?
alexgariepy:
Oh, come onnnn, let's have sex honey! "No, not until you say I look cool in my beret..."
Generik:
He *wants* to rock and roll all night and party every day, but somehow he's gotten stuck boogie-oogie-oogie-ing until he just can't boogie no more.
Beedo:
Herc's attention span is so miniscule, he has flashbacks to two minutes ago.