"Xena: Warrior Princess Page 27 (2000)"






Mr_Grant:
--o/ And IIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuu o/ --Stop! STOP!!! La la la la la...


Mr_Grant:
--Mirror mirror, on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all? --You are. Well, are we defining 'fairest' to mean 'augmented'?


Soozcat:
o/` Mongol Horde, Mongol Horde, Mongols all the way! Oh what fun it is to sack, to pillage and to slay--HEY! o/`


Mr_Grant:
It's "The Attila The Hun Show" *applause*


Amon:
"OK, that's not gonna work. They're still gonna know that you're that annoying little Pepsi girl."


Soozcat:
At the time, Venus' date was frantically thinking, "How can I tell her she has ambrosia caught between her teeth and NOT get thunderbolted?"


Mr_Grant:
I’ve finished your dress, Miss Winters.


Amon:
"Say, are you chicks into *REALLY* big-ass medallions?"


Soozcat:
Welcome to Sluts R Us! Today we have a 50% off sale on Swedish twins and deep discounts for Goth harlots!


shanky:
Were there ANY flat-chested woman during this period in time?


Mr_Grant:
Spain, 500 BC. The birth Of Flamenco.


MedusaD:
"One more remark about snorting pixie dust, and I'm stabbing your ass."


Mr_Grant:
Another producer prostrates himself before Bonnie Hammer: "Please, lawgiver, another 13 weeks! I KNOW I can get more ratings! What if I add an ex-porn star?"


Amon:
/` "I've got big balls. I've GOT big balls. They're such big balls. And they're dirty big balls."


shanky:
Will Diane trick-or-treat here? Or will she run away scared?


shanky:
Theodore played the *Y* in his school's annual production of The Village People's "YMCA."


Amon:
Mime practicing his "Milk the Cow" routine.


MedusaD:
"I refuse to take part in an episode called *Armadillo Man*!"



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