Mr_Grant:
I'm listening. *Rio digital audio*
Amon:
"Uh, that's fine, young lady. However, I think you have the wrong idea of what pole dancing is exactly."
alexgariepy:
I can't limbo THAT!
MrAtomik:
...and in this corner, Gabrielle! Now, to the mud pit ladies, and DON'T make it a clean fight! hahahahaha...
Mr_Grant:
The invention of the Spring Break wet t-shirt contest.
alexgariepy:
Alright, alright Judas. Calm down. Now, where did you say Jesus was?
MrAtomik:
Hmmm, while Xena's busy, maybe me and pole can sneak off together for awhile
YingYang:
Well someone's aroused!!! Oh, wait, it's me...
alexgariepy:
Hey, aren't you the guy who's been trying to get Adama? "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Amon:
*man* .oO (She wouldn't dare tell everyone I'm gay!) *Xena* .oO(He wouldn't dare tell everyone I'm a lesbian.)
YingYang:
o/"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"o/
Amon:
Rare home film footage of Marlon Brando from the 60's.
Mr_Grant:
In a fight, Xena leads with her right and, as you can see, Gabrielle leads with her right AND left.
YingYang:
Xena and Gabrielle go to the boxing ring, expecting free box...
shanky:
"Honey , I Shrunk Loni Anderson."
Mr_Grant:
Xena's new sidekick: because bad guys wouldn't hurt a little kid. Right? Well, we're about to find out.
Mr_Grant:
Crystal Bernard has never look better.
shanky:
"The youngest one in curls... with a nice rack!"