thesilentchild:
Well, this is a strange ritual, but if that's your culture, that's your culture.
Mr_Grant:
Take a polaroid of this. Bag her clothes and take nail scrapings.
Mr_Grant:
The Senate votes to impeach Caesar for lying about Monicus Lewinicus.
thesilentchild:
What do you mean you were just kidding? What am I supposed to do with all these bald men now?!
fxmldr74:
Give my pizza to Little, ug...
screamingfist:
"Hurry up, pig. I'm paying for you by the hour."
YingYang:
"Sex, anyone?"
amycamus:
"It's always MARSHA, MARSHA, MARSHA! Waaaaa!"
YingYang:
I thought she could pee standing up...
emma_peel:
I was in deNILE
indyana007:
Xena could fight anything! With the exception of sea sickness
Mr_Grant:
Gabby, fetch me the dramamine!
soth:
Xena: Slightly Disproportionate Nose Princess
YingYang:
"Brenda!! It *is* you!! How've you been??!! Wow!!"
Mr_Grant:
On spring break, Xena competes in a series of wet breastplate contests.
shanky:
"Next on Jerry Springer..."
Enapov:
So after a full day of lesbianism and hearty man hate the girls relax with some Roman soldiers and drink a Bud...
lizard_king:
Every night they do the mating dance before hopping in the sack!