thesilentchild:
I once woke up with seven fingers on my hand too. You get used to it after a while.
Mr_Grant:
The Spice Girls weren’t the same after Gerri left.
Geier:
We now return to The Adventures Of Valeria, Warrior Valley Girl, just in time to hear our heroine utter "Sha...?"
nbutlerdidit:
"So, your career really bottomed out after we all realized Simply Red was simply bad, eh?" "Eat s**t, blondie, I used to be a star."
Geier:
The Middle Eastern equivalent of Santa Claus is a somewhat more frightening and intimidating character than the Western European/American version.
thesilentchild:
Pick a hand.
Mr_Grant:
Well, _I’m_ certainly not Spartacus.
Geier:
It just seemed to get harder and harder for Biff to "get off", anymore...
CaptZero:
She's in the slanted forest-get her.
144b:
Hey, this place is better than the Days Inn at Trenton N.J.
thesilentchild:
One side of Xena loves the fun frosting, but the adult side of Xena loves the whole wheat goodness.
144b:
"Uh, do I lead or do you?" I am Ceaser! I lead! "Okay, don't get your toga in a wad."
Mr_Grant:
Highly illogical, Captain.
IMissMST3K:
If Stockard Channing and Tanya Harding had a girl.
Mr_Grant:
Roxette is back!
anti_hero:
Xena battles Bitcherus the evil PMS goddess.
anti_hero:
Scream 18: Terror through Time
CaveDweller:
Look like the Safety Dance has gone horribly wrong.