Generik:
"I've got my left foot in, Phil... I'm just having trouble shaking it all about. What should I do?" "Hmmm... let me think about it for another day or so, Bob..."
Generik:
"Bob, I swear, if you mention 'deja vu' ONE more time, I'll -" "I didn't say anything about deja vu, Phil!" "Well... you will."
Generik:
"Bob - didn't I tell you to send in the clowns?" "Don't bother, Phil... we're here."
Generik:
"Can we switch places now, Phil? I'll do the Rodin bit, and YOU can do the Michaelangelo for a while." "No, I'm happy where I am, Bob." "Bastard."
GersonK:
How come you never tell me you love me? "But I do loathe you."
Generik:
"YOU said no good deed goes unrewarded! YOU said the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom! YOU said this would expand my consciousness...
Generik:
Well, dammit, I'm just tired of it all now! When will it be over?" "Give it a few more hours, Bob. Have you peaked yet?"
Generik:
(See, you can even make two-part captions...)
Daleman:
All work and no play makes Dale a dull boy. All work and no play makes Dale a dull boy. All work and no play makes Dale FUCK IT, I'm gonna kill these bastards!
Generik:
Check this out, Phil... "You know what, Bob? I'm getting REAL tired of your Jar Jar Binks imitation." "But... Me's-a..." "Stop, Bob. Now."
porpoise:
You know, we need more 'stuff.'
Generik:
"Seriously, Bob, don't you think some throw rugs would warm the place up?" "Yeah. Maybe we could invite Shatner... and Sam Donaldson and Ted Koppel..."
Generik:
"Maybe we should play some cards to pass the time..." "Phil, at this point, I'd be happy just to be able to pass gas."
porpoise:
If you are going to sit there and play solitaire all night, I'm going to bed.
WEIRD_1:
I'm never gonna get that job. What was I thinking, wearing my slut outfit???
Generik:
"How's that telekinesis thing going, Phil?" "I swear I thought I saw the table move a little just now..." "Well, you keep at it." "Oh, I will."
WEIRD_1:
I have this rare TV pilot on tape "Hooker Bride" will trade for the bionic woman, in spanish
Generik:
"Fine, Bob, fine. *Don't* believe that 'zbruaqnf' is a word. Go and get your precious little dictionary, see if I care..."