1600:
"Welcome to Lifestyles of the Rich and Inanimate!"
hantavirus:
"If I could only remember my password, I could get out of here."
hantavirus:
I've got it! It's the Hotel California! o/~ You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave...
claimdude:
'I have the wierdest deja-vu feeling...'
porpoise:
You just sit right there until you remember where you put it.
IH8Trek:
Philips Flat TV.
hantavirus:
Oh, boy, wait two more minutes and the pizza is free!
TorgoX:
Last week on When Time Stopped...
TorgoX:
Next week on When Time Stopped... (didn't expect that, did ya?)
TorgoX:
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... When Time Stopped: Episode 8
ROBOTCROWT:
"Say, before you leave the room, tell me, are you pulling my chain?" "Not if I were wearing gloves."
Mr_Grant:
--So are you mentally prepared yet to go visit your mother? --No, just give me a few more minutes. --But she's been at the restaurant for almost a day now!
mst3kphreak:
Bruce Lee in "Enter the Ladies Room"
Falcor2000:
"Mr. Black, I must inform you that that is a doorway and not a urinal." "Then I must inform you, Mr. White, that one does not defacate on a sofa."
Mr_Grant:
May 18, 1985: Wang Chung is inspired to write the song "Wait."
Generik:
"Row row row your boat, gently down the stream... merrily merrily merrily... uh... feel free to jump in with a harmony any time Bob." "I don't think so, Phil."
Generik:
Phil is Tom Wolfe and Bob is Johnny Cash, tonight on a very special You're Shittin' Me Theater...
tigerbeat:
"They keep showing the same screengrab, over and over... it's mezmerizing..." "Dammit Phil, would you stop capping and get over here and learn this timestep!"