festergrump:
Goddamnit, son... these might not work anymore, but they still smart when you put the boot in them... I'll give you the firetruck this year!!!
Milla:
Dang why is the porn scrambled? Is that a nipple or ear lobe?
Milla:
Members only? What about the free tour?
TonyBloodony:
Meanwhile, aboard the Federation starship U.S.S. Nyuknyuknyuk...
Beedo:
Looks like the Delta House boys locked him out again
UnDeadality:
"So we don't shoot until we see the white of their thighs, right?" "Eyes, Derek. Eyes!" "Okay, but my way's better."
SkatFelisar:
I'm getting that damn ringing in my ears again
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Place your left hand on the Bible and repeat after me: 'I solemly swear that I will cap the film, the whole film, and nothing but the film, so help me God'."
JenJinn:
"Dude, what a beat!" "Shut up, man. I'm tryin' t' fix the window."
JenJinn:
Please keep hands and arms inside the shaft at all times. Your head, on the other hand, we don't care about.
nashtbrutusandshort:
*pant pant pant* "I like working out here a lot, but damn if the decor doesn't give me vertigo." *pant pant* "I hear ya."
JenJinn:
I always wanted to be like Spiderman.
greybooo:
o/~ Raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second hand store.
nbutlerdidit:
"Yeah, yeah, banter, banter... where's my peanut butter?!?"
nbutlerdidit:
"Buddy, NO! And stop LOOKING there, too!!! BAD DOG!!!"
Nocturnal_Walker:
The last thing a poodle ever sees and hears. "TEN POINTS!"
JohnSteed:
"Uh, Mr. Director, the camera tipped over on this shot." "Oh, just label it Hitchcockian and the critics will buy it..."
Jack_E_Lantern:
"I'd like to talk to Phil McKracken please. Can you tell him Dick Gozinya is on the phone?"