tree_hugger:
This is gonna be some leap frog jump...
PrezGAR:
Indy, why do the lights blink like that?
YingYang:
Sci-Fi Sucks! Sci-Fi Sucks!
Reynard_T_Fox:
A headboard made of abacuses, how bizarre...
Eyecreature:
Escapee's Log: Day 12, Managed to tunnel through the ceiling of one poorly-lit set into yet another, even more poorly-lit set.
Buffoon:
If porno movies were interactive... "Take me you big... Hey! Is that Pee Wee Herman out there?"
kwagner:
Oh yah? Well take THIS! "Oh, look, I'm a capper, I'm a smarty-pants, blah blah blah" Being capped ain't so pretty NOW, huh?
YingYang:
Chelsea Clinton stars in "The Breast Wing"
PharaohMobius:
Your new girlfriend may be voluptuous and sensual, but she'll never be as pinched, drawn, and bitter as I am!
Amon:
I thought this was Babylon 5, not Farscape...
b1g_m1ck:
Oh my God! Just WHERE did you get those shoes!? Fashion police!
YingYang:
Elizabeth Taylor?
YingYang:
"Velociraptor? I barely know 'er!"
amycamus:
The Plywood Dinner Theatre presents "The H.M.S. Pinafore"
Amon:
"That woman! She's got me jumping through hoops. Literally!"
Steelhawk:
No, no, no! The mohawk goes the OTHER
UnReality:
"Your elbow's in my bouilabase."
BitShifter:
"GummiBears prepared for cryo-freeze..."