SuperGeko:
It's Bruce Willis mixed with a toilet brush.
girly_girl:
Cher and her boyfriend at the time discover a disturbing scene on the ski slopes.
BitShifter:
Cliffy the mailman had to moonlight at the nuclear plant...
SuperGeko:
"For the last time, this IS NOT A RIP-OFF! If you keep talking like that you'll never learn to use the Source, Yuke!"
Buffoon:
"It's eerie... I want to run screaming, yet I can't tear my eyes away." "Yeah, I know what ya mean. I walked in on my folks having sex once, too!"
easy_street:
and now back to "Stone Age Astronomer," already in progress.
amycamus:
Surprising facts about Jesus: 1) he had no beard. 2) he was a she. 3) she was crucifed on an agave plant, not a cross.
girly_girl:
"HELP! John, you idiot, you didn't put the seat down and I fell in! HELP!!!"
easy_street:
Lisa Kudrow and Lucy Lawless in... a really bad whatever this is
Buffoon:
Um... Mr. Keogh??? "Madonna's latest OB/GYN exam?"
PrpOrngSquad:
"No, THIS way... I remember the log across the stream... What? You did WHAT with the map???"
girly_girl:
"It looks like a human skeleton with wings! I think we've found the proof that Batman existed."
SuperGeko:
"That's perposterous! All of the nuclear plant's mutants have flippers!"
girly_girl:
"All right, listen closely. Fer.. Sher! Like, OK?"
Loodvig:
"Does this bug you? I'm not reading you."
Generik:
"Got any sevens?" "Go fish." "Go fish?!? Fuck that - take off your clothes, bitch!"
Generik:
Shar-Pei Man had the uncanny ability of making criminals unable to grab him for his loose, floppy skin...
Generik:
Product of a barely-imaginable menage a trois between Bronson Pinchot, Henry Silva and Alec Baldwin.