Mr_Grant:
We need to consolidate our debts! If only there was a toll free number we could call.
porpoise:
We need a room with a view, cable, and a jacuzzi. Oh, and twin beds.
GersonK:
Unclear on the concept #47: Phone sex.
TheDiva:
Oh God, not another "Do Darth Vader for my answering machine" call...
GersonK:
Well, the men are aghast, the women are oddly serene. It can only be - the attack of the fifty foot penis (whatever)
shanky:
"John Rocker! You're my least favorite player!"
GersonK:
Kevin couldn't help but smile when Earl yelled "Pitcher's got a big butt!" Doubly so when he used The Voice.
GersonK:
o/~ Although I don't look like him one iota, with these guys I can pass for Ray Liotta
skidminix:
"Remember when we used our psychic abilities to escape from Witch Mountain? Yeah, that was awesome..."
Hularay:
I have the COOLEST hat in the WORLD!!! What??? No YOU'RE stupid!!!
ROBOTCROWT:
(sniif, sob) Looking down from this hill, I see a big valley, just like the one I used to know.
kwagner:
I don't care if THEIR parents are letting them go to the dance. I'm your father and I say dancing is the work of the devil. Go to your room!
ooops:
My first attempt at hijacking: "Give up the pistachio before I snuff out that candle otherwise known as your life, old man!"
JoeClein:
By your command, oh Imperious Leader of all Cylons!
screaming_fist:
"You realize this job requires a size 40." "I can do that."
wunshu:
Yes I'm wearing panties, why?
JoeClein:
I'm already on the phone. Could you answer the remote?
girly_girl:
That's one way to clean your sinuses.