girly_girl:
We three Kings of Orient are. Bearing gifts, we... Hey! There are four of us!
girly_girl:
The peasants and the swimsuit models are uprising!
PikaScrew:
Ah, I love New Jersey.
ooops:
"Heh, OK, kid. Whatever floats your boat, but this is gonna cost an extra 50."
CrankyMessiah:
a... are you the human bullet?
ooops:
Bo stops for directions to a better movie
Mystic_Cobra:
Awww go on... touch it!!!
animebabe:
"But Bob... Missy NEEDS those maxi-pads... and you're the ONLY one who can get them!" A true man's dilemma.
animebabe:
"Here at the bed post farm, we take beds very seriously. VERY seriously. Don't fuck with me. I mean it."
animebabe:
Slicked back, talking smack, I bet he's got a bone.
amycamus:
"What? Oh, me? Nothing! Nothing at all! Nope, just uh, doing nothing. Nothing to see here."
flappersquirrel:
Look! Product placement in the corner! Uh, what is Randy Advil?
amycamus:
Product of an unspeakable menage a trois between Donny Most, George P. Bush, and Twiggy.
FredPAC:
"Do you have any idea what the penalty for calling a superior technition a smegead is?"
flappersquirrel:
Conspiracy Theory: Julie Andrews was an alien weapon, designed to lull everyone into a false sense of comfort so as to not notice the Disney mind control.
amycamus:
"So then my dead dad came out of a cornfield, and we played baseball, and now we're opening a big roadside attraction!"
amycamus:
"We'll put the log flume over there, and the carny games in right field, oh, and the corn-dog stand there, and the t-shirt shop there, and..."
wd40:
Okay, we take a left at the Humungus' camp and then just a hop skip and a jump to the gasoline refinery...