Loodvig:
A Mr. Wizard experiment gone horribly wrong on Nickelodeon...
questor:
Doesn't everybody smelt iron at home?
Loodvig:
That darn flash always ruins the picture...
PikaScrew:
"Yes, Mumm-Ra, I hear and obey..."
YibbleGuy:
"Nanook of the North" and "The Boy Who Goes South" had a very tender relationship.
echostation:
Squire Leif Garrett suddenly realizes that he was made for dancing...
Amon:
"Well. There's another one. How many Medusa heads does that make? Six?"
Fuquad:
"I'm wearing my bubble wrap dress, just like you asked me to!"
YibbleGuy:
"We rolled out the red carpet for you." "It's blue." "Actually, we don't like you that much."
Lanzman:
Unfortunately, Irving was unable to find a 'coon and was forced to wear a weasel-skin cap.
MirandaRamsey:
Prides himself on his newborn kitten stole. PETA is beyond furious.
YibbleGuy:
"Report, Mr. Sulu." "Well, Captain, there must have been some magic in that old silk hat I found. 'Cause, when I put it on his head..."
echostation:
After the Star Wars gig, Muftak hosted a short-lived kids show titled "Magic Muftak and The Little Menudo"
E_the_E:
Woody Harrelson IS Johnny Hempseed
girly_girl:
Looks like Frosty should have stayed in the North Pole with Santa Claus.
YibbleGuy:
"Father O'Malley, you promised you wouldn't wear your wolf ears to any more baptisms." "Didn't you promise the same about your shower cap, Sister Anne?"
echostation:
"In the name of Lothar, someone call Roto Rooter!"
YibbleGuy:
"I'm Mike Wallace." "I'm Morley Safer." "I'm Ed Bradley." "And this is 'Prime Number Minutes'."