teambanzai:
"HEY BEERMAN!!!" Ted this is the symphony, they don't have roaming beer vendors.
Agrijag:
As Jerry's head hit the floor, Kramer sheathed his sword and shouted, "There can be only ONE!"
IMissMST3K:
"I said with a twist... WITH A TWIST - not the whole damn lemon!!!"
NurseNoir:
"My very own Have-A-Ball! Oh, William, how can I thank you?!"
Amon:
Olivia Newton-John during the rehearsals for her "Physical" video.
amycamus:
At lunch time, that hall is a madhouse.
UnReality:
Minnie Driver *is* Lawrence of Arabia?
LarsUlrich:
That phone is huge! Nah, I've seen bigger.
Mr_Grant:
--Captain, you have an incoming message from Starfleet Command. --I'll take her- er, it in my Ready Room.
Preacher_Man:
I kept telling him, you gotta bag & board 'em or those comics will NEVER hold their value.
Mr_Grant:
...and Anthony Michael Hall as "The Washed Up Kid."
Nyssa23:
From the makers of "Cops", we now present this season's new gritty docu-drama, "Bail Bondsmen."
Nyssa23:
Christopher Walken in The Wonder Years
790:
"Hey, peasant! Quit messing with my horse."
Lanzman:
Satan gets a new look for Spring. Hipper, more fresh.
echostation:
"See, my sire? There are many wonderous things you can do with mashed potatoes!"
questor:
I never realized the Virgin Mary was Italian.
YibbleGuy:
"Uh, Jesus... isn't that Mary Magdelene's dress?" "Yes, but, she lets me wear it sometimes."