matrix29:
And all tied to fake predictions of Nostradamus. This looks worse than the crappy VR5 and the upcoming LEVEL 9 series.
matrix29:
Just bask in this characterization. See how they draw you in and wrest your attention. Compelling you to feel bland drama.
Valshiro:
"Okay matrix. The judges votes are in for the rant. 10, 9.8, 9.5, 10, and a 7.8 from the East German guy, but nobody counts him anyway."
matrix29:
It's hard to believe this lasted more than 6 episodes. A viewer comment from IMDB.COM "The show is filled with suspense and never lets up on the action."
Amon:
"ATTENTION MATRIX29! We know you are in there! Come out with your keyboard in hand!" [Sci Fi Police]
matrix29:
How low our educational system has fallen. IMDB comment: "First Wave is the show, that will carry the ball for high quality, sci-fi dramatic television."
Valshiro:
Before: Guy who scrapes chewing gum out of public restrooms. Now: "First Wave" writer. (I'll join in a bit on the critique here.)
Valshiro:
"Don't worry! I am an experienced gunman! I've beaten Virtua Cop 2, House of the Dead 2, and Time Crisis 2 with top scores."
matrix29:
"This is a show that will make you think, and say wow." (Like OLESTRA)
Amon:
Here is a quote from animebabe. I think it was her, anyway. "There is no such thing as an uncappable show. With the exception of First Wave, of course."
matrix29:
I usually avoid FIRST WAVE like the drek it is, but I to say something. The intro movie was interesting, but every episode following was plodding and inane
mr_jocko:
He felt a prick after falling down.
Amon:
"...and in our next exhibit, we shall see a mated pair of primates. Notice how the female of the species cleans and grooms the male, picking out body lice."
matrix29:
Yeah, squeeze the geek into the shot. (So the only worthwhile plot point was "We we testing a device to stop interspecies sex." BIG WHOOP!)
Valshiro:
"Good, now what comes after that?"
TerraWolf:
Greentree displaying proper procedure.
quadkane:
Oh well... got to get the action where you can.
Steve_Reeves:
Proctology instruments OF THE PAST!