Humoriste:
Hey, when a woman turns me down, I still got this, baybee!
Amon:
"How did I get the role of Apollo? Two things: Whack 'em off, and swallow."
UnReality:
This jigsaw puzzle sucks.
TrezKu:
"Well, we met at a Trek convention. I was dressed as a Romulan Ambassador First Class, she was a Vulcan sex slave..."
Generik:
"Sure... fat, bloated, and drunk. That's me. But you know what? Tomorrow I'll be fat, bloated and sober, and you'll be... uh... never mind."
FredPAC:
I use the Bow flex and I'm in the best shape of my life.
Spark658:
"And if I move my bishop to e4 I just may have this whipped."
Indomitus:
"Well, yeah, you can SORTA see the surgical scar..."
Indomitus:
"And god bless mommy and daddy and Little Joe..." "And Yoda." "...and Yoda." "And ALF." "And ALF."
matrix29:
22 minutes in the episode and almost nothing has happened. Bland 2-D characters blathering about aliens. Two stupid deaths. WHO FRIKKIN' CARES!?!
matrix29:
Why not just show lots of boobs outright and slow-moving crotch shots? It'd have better plotting than this excrement.
matrix29:
Gee... is the girl the killer... DUH!!!! GOD THIS IS STUPID STUPID STUPID!
matrix29:
Let's dissect the other crap of this series. Dumb pseudo science babble. A constant loud dull hum in the background. One camera handcam shots always.
matrix29:
Travelling and incidental music is sporatic and random.. Often trying to convey drama without payoff. High drama is accompanied by SHRILL ANNOYING TONES.
matrix29:
People behave as if inane and insane. Nothing is followed through, just a series of vapid scenes. It tries to rip-off the X-Files without comprehending it.
matrix29:
30 minutes in and 3 people are dead, a strange device is introduced, aliens are alluded to from previous episodes. No drama has been achieved.
matrix29:
Yeah, keep that camera perfectly level. Don't zoom in or pan. Give no feeling of action. Make us feel as if we are watching a amateur student film.
matrix29:
Now we find the dad is an alien and the vapid girl is hostage. Big whoop. I am so utterly bored with this crap.