NumanEllium:
"C'mere - you've got something stuck to your back." / "Oh no! A 'kick me' sign?" / "No, something even worse."
Amon:
"It's the new Bluesmobile. It's got towtruck shocks, towtruck suspension, a towtruck motor..."
Amon:
"OK. Now see if you can pat your head at the same time."
goldie_locks_9er:
"Listen Ma'am. Either you wanna leave your baggage her or ya don't."
Tomanda31:
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
Saltydog:
"Well, if she's been here six weeks and nobody's claimed her, can I take her off your hands?"
empressv:
Dear SFC: Let's hammer out our differences. I'll go first. Love, empressv
Saltydog:
...and then one day Dad really DID stop the station wagon, throw everyone out, and drove off alone. Haven't seen him since.
rick12string:
They just don't make bumpers like that anymore
NightTrain:
"And this, interns, is how you greet the president."
GersonK:
Can't figure out if the correct zero-g answer to "what's up?" is "everything" or "nothing."
SuperGeko:
"Damn Space Pens! A normal BiC ballpoint would be resistant to the forces of no gravity, but noooo... I had to order mine from the Sharper Image..."
402:
"Hey, I can see my house from here!"
Blootverst:
"Yer damn right I crap bigger than Palance!"
GersonK:
This message brought to you by the American Sex Council. o/~ N - Double - O - K - I - E o/~
YingYang:
"I get paid by the hour, not the pound."
YingYang:
"And I was all like "Sha! Like I'm really going to give you an HJ in front of your brother!" And he was all like 'Please?' And I was all like 'Okay!"
Torgone:
Why do *I* always have to clean out the futuristic cat box?