cambria36:
"...and I hereby swear, or affirm, to remain a bimbo for the rest of this mission."
GersonK:
Sorry, he's out sick today. I'm the tolerable and not all together powerless Iz."
BurkeDevlin:
We may be friends, but I can't go easy on you at the Pillsbury Bake-Off."
Loodvig:
"Aw man! Don't eat my Molly Hatchet 8-track! Stupid radio!"
CaptionFreak:
"I knight you 'Son of Lethal Weapon'!"
Jenn_Andromeda:
Oh my God! My implant has shifted!
Goopy:
"I'm sorry Ms. Ford, but another more qualified BLACK person has already filled that position." .oO(God I love saying that!)
Zonk:
"Check it out, Bill! Shine a light in her face and she freezes... Must be part deer."
threeamigos:
"Hey!!! I'm not that kind of girl!!!"
shanky:
"Sharon Stone wannabe... how may I help you?"
RodRocket:
"Yes, I'm wearing panties. Big, white, boring Grandma panties. Get a life, perv!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
The Steven Wright impersonator caps 24 hours a day... but not in a row.
gowest:
It's a lateral to Mom. Mom shoots down the sideline. She's at the 20, the 10, score!
Corporal_Clegg:
"No, the fact that I won't go out with you is in no way connected with the swarm of flies that constantly surround your unwashed body."
NumanEllium:
Pop rocks and Coke - why *gasp* didn't *sputter* anyone tell me? *dies*
EnochF:
"Darling, report." "Er, that's *Lieutenant* Darling, Major." "Come, come, Darling, let's not stand on ceremony..."
animebabe:
...and all Alice can think is "Aww crap... not again!"
NumanEllium:
(Meanwhile, on PBS...) Over the past 2 decades, this woman has taught Koko the Gorilla sign language - and picked up a few words from Koko as well.