Raven_Poe:
Yes!!!! They're playing shot glass checkers!
Hippie:
Man, what a night... did we play checkers? I'm gettin' weird flashes...
Saltydog:
"Go over and ASK her how she gets her ass in them overalls. I dare ya."
Saltydog:
"I'm glad you're driving. I tend to have acid flashbacks." "I hear ya, man. Lucky they don't affect us mailboxes."
Raven_Poe:
Sliders and the Isle of Dr. Moreau
IMissMST3K:
"What kinda f'n shoe was it?" "A pump." "Jerry, you see any fucking pump in there?" "No, but I found my mechanical pen!"
claimdude:
...Barbie came home early from work and was absolutely shocked to see what was in Ken's side of the bed. Now in retail stores everywhere: Divorce Barbie.
Soozcat:
"Honey, the doll keeps saying 'I'm Talking Tina and I have VD'."
claimdude:
...few people have seen photo's taken from interviews at the original Mr. Potatohead model try-outs.
GrandMuffPorkin:
"How should I know if Dr. Joyce Brothers is related to the Smuthers Brothers?"
claimdude:
...some dates start out to be a real doll, then turn out to be just plain trash.
Saltydog:
Ever since he'd noticed the second drawer was labeled "HA-HO," he was sure the file cabinet was laughing behind his back.
willj1365:
There really isnt a POLE stiking out at the North Pole, Bob!
DarkOracle:
"What is it, M?" "James, the secretaries are asking will you please not introduce yourself as 'Bastard. FineSexy Bastard'."
Amon:
I always wondered if "Caveman" would make it on Sci Fi at some point.
IllegalityGirl:
Uh, whoops...
big_red_nose:
"Will the distiguished Ambassador from Burkina Faso, please shut the h*** up!"
sxyredhead:
I will now wow the audience by deep throating this microphone!