treefrog:
"Damn gold plated nicotine patch!"
HanoverF:
*Hello and Welcome to Digital Doc, Courtosey of your HMO... Take two Asprin and watch me in the morning."
Hippie:
The Barnes kids! This is what you get for not springing for bunkbeds when they were young.
Hippie:
Ticks should always be sucked out to avoid leaving their stingers in.
UnReality:
Don't suck all the spinal fluid out of Mommy, Joey. I've got a job interview tomorrow."
Amon_ster:
"It blowed up REAL good!"
Raven_Poe:
You had to poke the Pillsbury Doughboy again, didn't you?
E_B_A:
"That's right girls... it may look like an ordinary lamp, but could an ordinary lamp give you your monthly breast exam? No no no!"
Artanas:
.oO (I miss battling Xena, boo hoo)
HanoverF:
"Aww, does the poor widdle baby wabie have a fractured skully-wully? Well just take the asprin like Digital Doc said! NEXT!"
Artanas:
Come hell or high water Maury Povich was going to impregnate Connie Chung!
Nocturnal_Walker:
*CLICK* "-All out of love, what am I without you..."
Hippie:
Aha! Giant stencil! I knew there was a trick to putting "S.S. Lovecraft" on the side of that huge ship!
E_B_A:
Looks like someone doesn't understand the meaning of the words "Bridal Shower."
Hippie:
I remember between the grunge and swing dancing fads of the '90s that brief "showercap" craze. Like a plastic beret.
HanoverF:
"Bob Dole says Bob Dole is Jiffy Pop! Crack open Bob Dole's head and enjoy his warm buttery popcorny goodness!"
Nocturnal_Walker:
"Great, the Home's letting them roam free-range again."
E_B_A:
Yet another suicide due to those misleading Nestea ads.