Hahahathatisooofunny:
"I'm sorry dad. I know I'm not allowed to use the pie for this."
144b:
Oh, you just had a bad dream, is all. Matt. I haven't shape shifted in years.
Steelhawk:
Well, I'm pretty sure THAT didn't happen to young Spock in Trek 3.
Amon:
Kmart opens up a wet bar, and to promote it, they hold a blue-light special on cement mixers.
144b:
Sure, this bar is dull, but, they give you lots to to drink for the money.
144b:
Looks like Jane is moving out on Tarzan again. He won't commit, she says. "Ungawa!" he says.
Amon:
"My God, Mary, HURRY! The Ewoks are gaining on you!"
saraphin:
"I mean, I never, suh!"
Mr_Grant:
When the writer pitched this story idea, the key word used was "sweatery."
Amon:
"I don't know. Ever since she gained all that weight, I just don't find Calista Flockhart that attractive."
Mr_Grant:
Renee O'Connor in 5 years: Assistant Loan Officer, New Zealand State Bank.
Mr_Grant:
It’s the first day of Piggy season on Lord of The Flies Island...
Geier:
The South American Tree Penis has been known to grow to as large as eight inches. Twelve, if it's REALLY excited.
Amon:
To the tree: "Is that a branch, or are you just happy to see me?"
Enapov:
Prehistoric man takes a dump!
Geier:
Sasquatch, or a guy in a rug "heeding the call"? YOU decide, on the next "Sightings."
Enapov:
See what happens when you eat too much uncooked bread dough?
Tunk:
The tragic lovechild of Abe Vigoda, Rygel the 16th and Rosanne.