amycamus:
In a bizarre twist in American politics, Black Muslims trade in their bow ties for bolo ties and lend support to Perot.
DiscoBoy:
He's trying really hard to be a lesbian. A little too hard, perhaps...
keepyourheadtothesky:
"Professor, your ass is large enough to break down the door." "So what exactly are you trying to say?" "I'm saying, use your big fat ass to break the door down."
DiscoBoy:
Four characters enact four different scenes simultaneously -- only on SFC.
edeo:
The way the faces merge is kind of like a Picasso.
144b:
Yee... Yee know whaz? I tink I'mmm drunked. HIC!
Mr_Grant:
Billy The Kid was the terror of his daycare center...
Steelhawk:
Corporate Ken seizes Barbie's Malibu Dream House in a leveraged buy-out.
cyoungdahl:
Proof that good looks DO leech intelligence.
Mr_Grant:
I lost my mommy!
edeo:
Dallas: The Next Generation
edeo:
Ever since Britain invaded Columbia all they grow is tea, no drugs.
saraphin:
"...that'll learn ya to channel Vlad The Impaler, missy!"
Steelhawk:
It is now XI:LV. You may caption this image until XII.
144b:
Yay!!! I saved the princess!!!
Amon:
Did they switch this to the teenage Spock scene from Trek 3?
Mr_Grant:
$50, same as on Altair IV.
edeo:
It's a "May-Fourth phase of Voktar monsoon season" relationship