Torgone:
Hi folks! I'm the star of the show. I'll be eating just about everybody. See me later. Enjoy the show!
nashtbrutusandshort:
That's what happens when a guy dies thinking of Jeane Kirkpatrick. What? What are you looking at?
Steve_Reeves:
(Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated...)
Steve_Reeves:
Paul Reiser as Deep Throat in The New All The President's Men...
Steve_Reeves:
"Now, cough!"
144b:
Failed superhero #49: Lung Man.
Sevengraff:
"Elaine, where is that new story for the winter wear series. Dammit I never should have come back from Burma."
Sanagi:
These are your signs of life.
Loodvig:
"The truth hurts, doesn't it? Oh sure, it may not be like falling 6 stories onto a bicycle with no seat, but it hurts..."
Loodvig:
"I love my air conditioning. Screw you outside world!"
Loodvig:
"I TOLD you not to eat the Hunan chicken..."
Loodvig:
A new SFC original starring a Backstreet Boy and a Spice Girl.
Cam:
"Uh, Ma'am. You may want to put that canteen down and use my walkie talkie, kay?"
Amon:
Jonah's last attempt to escape the whale as it yawns almost worked...
Amon:
"Damn! If only I were bionic, I could jump down there save them! Oh well. Care for some tea and crumpets, my dear?"
Verrada:
Spork? Isn't that the other white meat?
Amon:
"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you over-estimate their chances."
Amon:
o/~ "Cause I'm half the man I used to be..."~\o