Loodvig:
"Hoke! 'Them boys stole mah' purse last week. Run 'em down!" "Yessum, Miss Daisy..." *vrrooooomm*
The_Enigma:
"Well, since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell..."
JoeAnthrax:
"Umm, guys... Do you really need to launch me out into space in a coffin... Because I'm not really dead. I mean, I'm sure you know what you're doing, but..."
animebabe:
Lynda Carter... 1-800-Contacts user and proud NRA supporter
ABServo:
Hehe! So? What were you saying about not wanting to go out with me anymore?
pikachewbaca:
Duh, what are you talking about? What's "Making out?"
BitShifter:
Ladies and Gentlemen... Heart!
deadparrot:
"Oooommm... dude... Ommmmm... shhh... I'm, like, meditating, dude..."
deadparrot:
"That was about when Bugs Bunny stole my Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator..."
HenryBemis:
"Ben Hur? Yeah, I knew the guy. Always wanted to be on the aisle."
Kwantum:
"If you can guess the genders of my bodyguards, you win a prize."
thesilentchild:
One two three four, I declare a thumb war...
hantavirus:
"We're not worthy!"
Labash:
I'm not worthy!
RodRocket:
"I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY!"
zoser:
I'd like to erect another crucifiction cross right here, but I'm worried it might be too redundant.
matrix29:
Could we change places? I need a comfortable surface to rest my head on.
matrix29:
Nothing like a little case of the detoxing for an exiciting night of variety.