Lita44:
"Have you guys seen George Clooney? I'm sick of that bastard imitating me."
Loodvig:
"Is this some kind of bust?" "Well, very impressive, yes..."
wd40:
In his final years, Kaptain Kangaroo let slip the gentle guise of the kiddie show to reveal the twinkie inside!
Saltydog:
Because of rain, the Special Olympics were held indoors.
RodRocket:
...and then say "bye-bye."
Ska_Boy:
Just wait til he finds out I AM Ben Murphy!
Indomitus:
It says "Hi, Ross! Rachel! Miss you!"
Indomitus:
Right hand Blue!
Starflyer88:
Man, that's the last time we associate with Edelson!
medusaD:
"Well, he may be a circus freak, but he's gonna be quite popular!"
Andy1251:
And if you look real closely from the sky, you can see the shape of Godzilla!
amycamus:
"That's right, only 7 cents a minute, all day, EVERY day!"
amycamus:
"I GOT to find my daddy! I ain't got TIME to sip the Baldwin sisters secret recipe!" "Now, now John-Boy."
Loodvig:
"Sensors indicate Corey Haim off the port bow..."
NumanEllium:
"C'mon - it'll be just like AOL & TimeWarner merging."
Loodvig:
"I'm gonna Christian Slater all over you."
Janonymous:
For some reason, the Leanne Rhime's version of Jail House Rock didn't go over.
TheRatfink:
Charlie's Angels go undercover to bust a high school prostitution ring.