shanky:
"Grandma doesn't like little fat girls who eat all the s'mores."
BuckFifty:
Tonight on the Legend of Brier's Picnic Table... *glowing fur* "GAH! It's the headless squirrel! Run!!!" *chitter* *munching on some banana-nut bread*
DavidVader:
"Jabba can no longer afford smugglers that dump their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser..."
outerspaceguy:
OK, Neve, where you on the night of the 5th at 7 PM?
DiscoBirthdayBoy:
"Oh yeah? You have to be REALLY tough to join the flannel gang!" / "How tough?" / "Tougher than leather!"
Indomitus:
"Wait, you got something hanging out of your nose... I'll get it." *SLUURRRRP*
animebabe:
This is a cut scene from Highlander. And I think you can see why.
MirandaRamsey:
Her mommy told her strangers with candy are very nice, indeed.
Andy1251:
The Grand Canyon HotWheels toy track!
shanky:
Is there a movie that this guy hasn't been in?
402:
"May I 'ave some more gruel, please?"
YingYang:
"And you were there and you were there... Man, I have got to stop dropping acid... Did I tell you about the ruby slippers? Fucked up shit, man..."
GersonK:
"Now that's much better. You're so much prettier when you smile. Besides, it's not like you still don't have a whole other grandma."
Titantius:
She just remembered what she forgot to wear
NurseNoir:
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer catches 40 winks between trials...
JimStokes:
By the power of the Holy Spirit, demon - leave this poor child!!!
144b:
The truth about YingYang, on the next Sightings!
GersonK:
Bill Maher plays with his balls, ladies and gentlemen.