Lu_Bu:
I don't know what kind of crazy fruit drink she's selling, but I'm buying it!
amycamus:
A sudden hint of Prince Machebelli wafts through the caption gallery...
144b:
Yeah, I was the star of my own sitcom on NBC. Remember, The Single Guy? No?
Mr_Grant:
Florida, Nov. 7: "--Let’s start counting the ballots... OK, that’s one for Bush- --THAT’S IT! I’VE WON, STOP COUNTING! --Gov Bush, please."
GlitterRock:
.oO B-9, call B-9... one more and I got a BINGO...
Mr_Grant:
At the Museum of Wristwatch Wristband History.
Mr_Grant:
Be not downcast. Someday you may have hair as grand as mine.
amycamus:
Ever wonder what would've happened if Judy Garland and Totie Fields were the same person?
Mr_Grant:
"I’m crushing your he-" OW! THOSE BONY THINGS IS SHARP
Loodvig:
"Hmmmm.... yep, you need new muffler bearings."
WinterWonderLood:
"No no no! You want to singa... about the moona and the joona and the springa!"
WinterWonderLood:
Try new Reynolds Wrap bootwear!
E_the_E:
"At this moment, I don't give a damn either."
CapMidnight:
Scene from "I Love Lucy: 50-Year Reunion": "Lucy! Wha' did you do with my clean pair of /hip-replacement joints/?!? I can't salsa!" "Waaah, Ricky!!!"
porpoise:
Hump is a little dry
CapMidnight:
The Davidians open up a new Branch office: "Hey! Can'tcha see the 'No Smoking' sign?!?"
GoodKingWencesLood:
Crap, my dyslexia is coming back. No, wait...
GoodKingWencesLood:
"Everybody keeps telling me to get a posture pal..."