DiscoToe:
Someone made a wacky sitcom about Richard Daley's Chicago voting fraud?
DiscoToe:
"I need an old priest, a young priest, a member of the Lovin' Spoonful, a chef and two candystripers. And arrange them right to left, not left to right."
MoldyLouWho:
"Did you ever stop to think how the dishwasher felt? *sniff* All that over-stacking...*sniff* You fiend!"
Roast_Beast:
oO Dear Diary, I met the cutest guy today. I just love a man in uniform...
BlakHat1:
You can put Rocky in a suit but you still can't take him out
Santa_Barbarian:
"M.O.O.N. That spells I need a haircut!"
FrankERottweiler:
Ralph, the security guard, misjudges the timing on the camera's arc, and (once again) is caught on tape pulling his underwear out of his crack.
amycamus:
Actual photo: Caption This! screengrabber.
Roast_Beast:
"Look, I told you, I'm not an escaped prisoner, this is just how I dress."
Haight:
He's playing that vault game on the "Price is Right."
GlitterRock:
Apparently Jerry's never seen candy corn on the Earth he's from...
SpydieGirl:
*typing* "'Sorry, this isn't very interesting *with* graphics.' Hehehehe... I kill me!"
Beedo:
I'm going to make it my life's work to recreate everything Frank Gorshin ever did, starting with Star Trek!
Bugnost:
Hmmm, frozen dinner.
Haight:
Metropolis 2000 starring Kari Wuhrer
GlitterRock:
"Yes, our ratings-pulse is falling rapidly. Let's slip her into latex and call her Seven of Nine. That'll get people to watch!"
MrAtomik:
She actually has 2 glass eyes, but you'd NEVER know by looking at her
Haight:
Hey its the Good Maggie/Bad Maggie episode - damn transporter accidents