soth:
That was one helluva zebra.
JohnSteed:
The problem with being a demi-god is that you get mammoth kidney stones.
Enapov:
Paul didn't understand what they meant by a kidney stone being like giving birth until he had one...
Mercury_Amon_tego:
Oh my God. Did they switch this over to "Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde"?
YingYang:
"Put Pamela Anderson's silicone tit back, Herc..."
SunSinner:
"I saw myself in Feria... I thought I was worth it... but it lied to me, man, it lied!"
anti_hero:
"Push push! I see the head!"
screaming_fist:
Hanson and Delilah
Amon:
"I... am Sargon."
JohnSteed:
Wow, that's a Bulk Pez-Dispenser! What, did he get that at Sam's Club?
amycamus:
It wasn't so much that pulling the sword out of the pincushion was difficult; it was that no one really wanted to be King anyway.
amycamus:
Raimi?? I just met... Nah, doesn't work. Never mind.
HenryBemis:
"NO Herc, you fool! Have you never spanked a wench before?? Like this... and this... and this!!!"
AeonFlux:
"I done swallowed when I should done spat!"
lizard_king:
Herc, put the monster away!
YibbleGuy:
.oO"'A buck and a quarter an hour.' I can't believe I fell for the old 'What's a Grecian urn' gag."
YibbleGuy:
"Our primitive form of 'Hollywood Squares' amuses me!"
YibbleGuy:
David Spade, Warrior Princess.