BackgAmon:
"I'm gonna hang this from rear-view mirror. It'll look totally boss!"
Tunk:
"I would like to point out no Grips where harmed in the filming of *Thump* ...uhh."
amycamus:
Meanwhile, at the Ronald McDonald School for Clowns...
YingYang:
Lickalottapuss wasn't as good as her name claimed...
Amon_OfA1000Handles:
A beefed-up Richard Simmons is, well, still Richard Simmons.
YingYang:
"Wayne Newton: Male Gigolo"
KUtrekkie:
You can torture me all you want, but I WON'T put on more eyeshadow!
Amon_key:
"What's this quarter doing in your ear?"
MadSigntist:
"SWEET CHEEZUS! I thought W2-EZ forms were NEVER audited!"
Uncle_Amon:
Cap'n Crunch found that the only way to beat Godzilla is to pelt him with Crunch Berries.
KUtrekkie:
Temple 6. We'll leave the torch on for ya!
amycamus:
"Hello, vessels!"
screaming_fist:
John Cougar Melonchomp
amycamus:
Having had his baby come on and light his fire, Jim Morrison has absolutely no idea what to do with it.
YingYang:
"What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!"
anti_hero:
Donut Dan: The E True Hollywood Story
WEIRD_1:
I'm the droopiest comehead of all!!
YingYang:
"Haha! Simon didn't say!!"