UnReality:
"Did ya see me in Star Wars?" "Yes." "How about Jedi? Did ya see me in Jedi? I was real good in Jedi." "Please leave the sauna, Mr. Hammill."
Soozcat:
If we're done with the sauna scene, I'll be in my trailer.
Amon_ster:
"And another thing. What was with calling me *chicken lips*, huh?"
Vicious:
Vlad, The Impaler *Rated XXX*
Vicious:
Where will you be when your appendix bursts?
Soozcat:
Later, Wagner would think better of "Das Blutenwekzeugspritze" as an opera.
LuvBJones:
Siegfried and Roy: The Action Figures
Vicious:
"S'alright!"
Amon_ster:
Herc has developed a set of love-handles.
LuvBJones:
"It's the off season, I always pick up a little paunch."
HenryBemis:
"Awwww, dude! You brought smores? Righteous!"
Amon_ster:
The inspiration for the Tommy Shaw song "Girls With Guns."
screaming_fist:
"You'll buy 5 boxes of lemon cookies."
Vicious:
"The next guy who tells a feminine hygeine joke will get squirted with Summer's Eve!"
HenryBemis:
Funny, I don't remember "Armed Robbery" being a merit badge...
LuvBJones:
Looks like the date's going really, really well.
Geier:
We now return to Essence Of Xena: Warrior Chef, already in progress.
Soozcat:
Welcome to Keogh's Kavalkade of Krazy Kaps!