amycamus:
"You, know, 'Chopsticks'? You NEVER heard 'Chopsticks'?!? It's like this, kinda sorta."
Buffoon:
"...and lock your legs together like this. Um... unless it's that really cute guy from the First Aid building."
Generik:
Somehow Campbell's latest tag-line, "Blood of the infidel is good food" just wasn't reaching the right demographic...
deadparrot:
"Okay, girlscouts, today we're going to learn knot tying! Sexy T-shirt knot tying!"
Amon_ster:
Kevin wasn't gonna fall for the old "tap on the opposite shoulder" trick, but Renee pulled the old "switcheroo" on him.
LuvBJones:
"God loves you. But He hates your hair. Let me help you."
Vicious:
Ricky the Magic Pixie didn't get very far after Daisy Bumble kicked him in the jimmies!
amycamus:
New, in ABC's fall line-up! A Hawaiian surfer moves to Harlin County Kentucky in "Kau'ame' and Lil' Abner"
Soozcat:
Incoming demigod vomit!
Amon_ster:
Herc can't sleep unless he has his Buddha with a bikini top on nearby.
Buffoon:
Before the Olympics, they had the Watermelon Put.
LuvBJones:
.oO This thing is huge! How does Elway do it?
amycamus:
One of these days Castro is gonna hafta take off that hat.
Buffoon:
"Ya never heard of shrinkage??"
Amon_ster:
"Stupid watch band! Keeps pulling the hair out of my wrist!"
amycamus:
"...so I sez to him 'Ow! My tendonitis!,' and he felt so bad he gave me the massage for free."
WEIRD1:
Ok, Now put on your scarf, and you can go swimming
LuvBJones:
Pat Benatar! "Hell is for children, isn't it, honey!"