MadMatt:
Doesn't Robin get confused because someone sewed his ® on the left side?
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"Which one are you again? Penn? Teller?"
BitShifter:
"Now which one do I club on the leg?"
easy_treat:
Wednesday is "Hockey Player's Teeth" night at Madison Square Garden. Kids keep any teeth they find.
SoozBlackCat:
"Lemme get this straight... the perpetrator was short, long-nosed, wearing an evening coat, a monocle and a purple top hat? Let's do the breathalyzer again."
Nyssa23:
A satisfied client of Hannibal Lecter's Hair Club for Men.
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"I've never *seen* hands so quick! No wonder they call you the Master Bater!"
NightTrain:
"Goddamned emissions inspectors. They failed the Batmobile again!"
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
Looks like Wonder Woman had a garage sale, what with all those clear items around.
BitShifter:
Batman subtly flashes cappers the bird
Nyssa23:
"Aw, c'mon... somebody needs a hug." "Touch me, Gordon, and pull back a bloody stump."
nel_b:
"Damn. I still can't believe MST3k got cancelled..." - Cappers 40 years from now...
BackgAmon:
Meanwhile, at GotMilk's home...
green_one:
The restrooms are right that way bubble boy!!
Joe_Amon_tana:
Hey guys. Why so blue?
BitShifter:
The Batman Auditions: Day Four
SoozBlackCat:
All right you, backs against the wall, face forward. Now, ma'am, can you identify the suspect?
nel_b:
"When Good Astronauts Do Bad Things!" Next on Fox!