Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"Lincoln?! LINCOLN! He was a bum! A *BUM*, ya hear me?!"
Bloodvig:
"Objection your honor! Making fun of our tights is irrelevant!"
NightTrain:
"Rusty, kindly advise the plaintiffs that they're pathetic losers, and kick them the hell out of my courtroom."
HenryBemis:
"Well, Lord knows you supervillains attract great tourism to our fair City… ten hours community service." *raps gavel*
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
By this time, the staring contest was getting intense...
MadMatt:
"Oh #$%@%^... sorry but I'm in a fowl mood."
SoozBlackCat:
"Good evening, I'm Thurston Howell III and I'll be your server tonight..."
SpiffyGuy:
Listen to me, you washed up comic freak, you WILL be on Evening at the Improv, do you hear me?
Shankenstein:
"D.J. Penguin in tha' muthaphuckin' house!"
NightTrain:
\o Wack! Wack! Wack! Wack! Stayin' alive, stayin' alive! o/
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"Can you just get a chinstrap, Penguin? I'm getting tired of holding your hat up."
Professor_Utonium:
"Hey, Mom, the comic convention is over. Can you drive us home?"
scicle:
Holy hang-ups! No one's on the other end!
easy_treat:
"They stick dollar bills WHERE?!?"
Amon_key_Named_Kong:
"How much do you think we're gonna make dancing tonight, Batman?"
Bloodvig:
"You see Robin, if we dance around suggestively to this disco music, they will stuff money in our belts..."
HenryBemis:
"Um... why is your pole thicker than mine, Batman?" "You're still a growing boy, Robin."
SpiffyGuy:
"Batman, we're down... you can... uh... let go of the pole now..." "Just a moment longer, old chum... just a moment longer..."