Loodvig:
"Dammit, when I said deep fried, I meant in LARD!"
The_Enigmummy:
CUT! I'm sorry, but I just can't work like this. The cameraman keeps falling asleep and squishing the camera against my face.
Viagra:
"Where's the beef you asshole?!?"
empressv:
But Lilly-Mae... I done wrassled this hahr dahr within mah bahr hands just so's you'd up'n mahry me!
The_Enigma:
Well... There he goes with that ol' lady's purse. "A real shame." Yeah. "So. Donuts?" Read my mind.
WhereTheFishLives:
Volkswagen Beetle on Viagra.
LaLaura:
I am so embarrassed! It's red day, and dad brought the beige car!
WhereTheFishLives:
Jim-Bob won the "Date With Paula Abdul" radio contest, much to her disgust.
The_Enigma:
Not to be rude... but you're how old? And still carrying your woobie around?
Generik:
Resusci-Annie was the best date Jeremy ever had... nobody knew how to make him feel like a man the way she did.
LaLaura:
OK, you *can* do "duck lips," but can you do "taco tongue?"
Generik:
In the animal kingdom, this is known as "presenting."
GrrrrsonK:
See the undeniably odd igloos of Arizona.
screaming_fist:
Last I heard about her, she married Mr. Goodwrench and went by the name Karen Allen Wrench
Count_Loodvig:
"Now THAT'S a spicy meatball!"
Big_Brother_Cobra:
Well, whoop-dee-SHIT!
MirandaRamsey:
Adult braces are kinda cute, actually.
trick_or_anime:
*honk*