WhereTheFishLives:
Looks like someone hit a fox trying to cross the road. Damn animals...
animebabe:
I was drunk. It was a typical Saturday, actually.
WhereTheFishLives:
...Mrs. Thompson went shopping to get Halloween candy.
WhereTheFishLives:
This is a scene from the unseen pilot episode of "Friday the 13th: The Series."
Loodvig:
Richard Petty returns to NASCAR in 2009
Lu_Bu:
"You think Al is going to be mad that we dognapped Buck?"
Lu_Bu:
This is a picture of the UFO that I saw hovering over my neighborhood last night.
JediClone:
New from Caption This Industries: "Picture This!" We supply the funny line, you channel surf for the right picture!
keogh:
The SciFi Channel interrupts this program to show you whatever happens to be on in the break room. Looks like a Bergman flick. Enjoy.
kittyliquor:
Just realized *that is not* really her gynecologist...
ABarnabas:
Adam once again fell for that old ring and run gag.
ABServo:
After 15 years without a hit single, Gino Vanelli finally breaks down!
The_Enigma:
*taptaptaptap tappity taptap* There. Now can I please have the keys to the car?
Yangenstein:
"To whom it may concern, whatever you do, do not light a match! The room is full of metha--" *BOOM!*
Amon_ster:
Don't touch it! Remember what happened on Star Trek!
Amon_ster:
"I wonder how I am going to get back in the Flying Walenskas?"
TEvilchild:
Okay, so according to the ribbons he's supporting fighting AIDS, saving the forests, protecting the spotted-owl, and preserving Seinfeld as a national monument?
TEvilchild:
"Robert E. Lee on the five dollar bill? I can already tell I'm gonna hate this dimension."