Amon:
"All that for only an extra 20 dinars?!"
medusaD:
"Oh mighty Zeus!! When I asked for a Trojan, I meant a condom, not these guys!!"
The_Enigma:
"Greetings, it is I, the great warrior Santa Claus, coming to kill those that be on my naughty list."
amycamus:
"J'accuse!"
The_Enigma:
"So, what are you supposed to be for Halloween?" "Can't you tell? I'm the Earth!"
The_Enigma:
"That's right... The Earth, right after 'the big bang'... Hence the explosive type look on my neck. Oh, forget it."
medusaD:
"Look! I've got no legs, a hangnail on each tentacle, and I've got PMS!!! Don't f*ck with me!!"
Amon_ster_A_GoGo:
As Marge Simpson strolls past the window...
Amon_ster_A_GoGo:
"STELLA!!!"
BuckFifty:
Ted had finally hit rock bottom after last night's beer binge... "*groan* Man, I feel like I slept on a cat all night..." *mrrowr* "... uh oh..."
amycamus:
Flight attendant and pilot, after settlement of the Singapore Airlines sexual discrimination suit.
BuckFifty:
Carrie Fisher looks back on her career... "*sniff* Help me, Obi-Wan..."
Amon_ster_A_GoGo:
The Jawa King
Sevengraff:
Kevin Sorbo as Blanka in Street Fighter Live.
Amon_ster_A_GoGo:
And to think I bitched when I found a hair in my soup.
Generik:
Order your Inflatable Angel Princess NOW, before the Christmas rush!
JohnSteed:
"Well, like I was telling Kelsey Grammer just the other day -- " "Oh shut up!"
Generik:
It was bad enough when he just WALKED on the Sea of Galilee... but when young Jesus got drunk and did cartwheels, the authorities had to be called.