fishstory:
I was, uhh, looking for nightcrawlers. Your undies are very pretty, by the way.
Amon:
"...and thus Jack entered the castle of the giant to look for the goose that lays the golden eggs."
Amon:
"Yes... YES... YES!!! You ARE the god of the Underworld!!!"
Generik:
"Dude... this is like the most killer Purple Jesus Punch you ever made!" Raaaaaahhhhh..." "Dude!!"
fishstory:
Will you be my daddy? *sniff* I sure will pumpkin.
Vendebar:
Decaying molar... close up.
Amon:
"But I have a pumpkin... You can make a Jack-O-Lantern..." "Halloween was two days ago, you idiot!"
LaLaura:
When you said you wanted to eat me, I didn't think you meant LITERALLY!
Buffoon:
"When I said 'Eat me!' this is not what I meant!"
hic:
...another wine cooler, comin' up!
Poke_Amon:
I wish SHE was my Arch-Nemesis!
Buffoon:
All I know is that I feel really sorry for that raccoon.
Amon:
Wonder Woman and Beast Master's long hidden porno movie arrives on the web.
Generik:
Here at the Bryman School of Fake Orgasm, you'll learn by participating in hands-on fantasy seminars and one-on-one encounters with our trained instructors...
JohnSteed:
The Myst live action movie wasn't such a good idea, was it?
Amon:
"Well, at least I got my red-wings..."
JohnSteed:
The Blair Witch god
hegnauer2u2:
*banana peel*