Steelhawk:
"The hills are alive with the sound of Hercules..."
Enapovtheevil:
Baby it's soooo tight!
bugwber:
"That's not where that goes, you dumb MAN!"
DiggerSmolken:
Xena: Linebacker Princess
Amon_ster:
Looks like that guy from The Oak Ridge Boys pissed off Mr. Freeze.
Yangenstein:
"Bad boy!!! You see this mess you made??!! Bad!!"
Amon_ster:
"BAD DOG! BAD! DOG!"
Katkin:
WHERE IS THAT HAIRDRESSER? Look what that witch did to me!!!
amycamus:
Opening night at tailhook.
Yangenstein:
"Baby Jessicles fell down a well. We're trying to get her out."
Amon_ster:
Today, the Dakota Indian tribe is going to re-enact their tribal war dance.
Amon_ster:
"I always KNEW that that tae-BO stuff would come in HANDY!"
Internet_Frank:
Well, you DO have a bigger chest than me... but no Herc. I STILL can't pretend you're a woman.
NickRoberts:
Xena thinks, "Say something romantic... say something romantic..." Herc says, "So, ya wanna rassle?"
Enapovtheevil:
Stop with that half god-half human thing okay... I've seen you in action... Somebody's got you fooled boy!
Amon_ster:
Charro was here.
Buffoon:
If you get bitten by a lesbian, does that you'll become one too?
Amon_ster:
"Now WHERE'S that violin?"