BuckFifty:
Sponsored by 'Today's Sponge,' 'Viagra' and Monostat 3.'
Revive:
Sting!
Caramel:
With all the hot groping and friction between them, Tammy and Steve actually screwed themselves into the ground.
Caramel:
"...by the power-r-r-r of Greyskull-ll-ll..."
croe_sirveaux:
Hi, I'm Carla and I'll be your wench for the evening. Would you like a lap dance first?
BuckFifty:
Meanwhile at the Fluffer 101 course at Porn U...
Amon_ster:
"50 lashes with a wet noodle for you, Hercules!"
NeoWarlock:
Jimmy broke into uncontrollable sobbing; he'd roasted that marshmallow to perfection, and there it lay, blackening in the fire...
BuckFifty:
"Patrick Stewart? MAN! I loved you in Excalibur!"
Amon_ster:
I guess C3P0 should have followed R2D2 after all...
trick_or_anime:
"Hey! I'm the leader, and if I say we do the chicken dance, we do the chicken dance! *da da da da da da da da da da da da da da clap clap clap clap"
OriginallyWahoo:
"We don't talk anymore." "And I feel deserted."
Generik:
The Greek Hokey-Pokey was more a test of endurance than just a dance...
rick12string:
"Uh... Herc... you want me to pop this thing--?"
amycamus:
Billy Joe McAllister is alive and well and living in a clump of weeds beneath the Tallahatchee Bridge.
amycamus:
Kenny Rogers has to go to great lengths to butter up the natives and get them interested in investing in a fried chicken franchise.
Buffoon:
Don't pay any attention to them... they're just bluffing
amycamus:
Medieval drug deal.