MrZyzyk:
"Have you been working out?"
MrZyzyk:
"I want that pizza delivered in THIRTY MINUTES!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!!"
MrZyzyk:
Stoned And Stoneder: "Dude, this show sucks. Change the channel." "Dude, I can't find the remote." "Dude, that sucks." "Word."
MaxRBever:
Thing, don't scare me like that!
rupert_:
Great! Now there's a hand growing out of my shoulder!
MaxRBever:
All together now: "Our house... is in the middle of the street..."
Phantosmos:
"Gee, Coach, I don't think this psychic business is working."
MrZyzyk:
"Tell me why you want to be a bus boy." "Well, I'm not very ambitious, and my parents insist that I get a job."
eber3:
Yes master. Igor will do as you say.
MaxRBever:
Mary Lou, we don't eat the Barbie, spit it out...
DarkOracle:
If "Angel" was a BBC comedy set in space...
Phantosmos:
Michael York begins to understand that something just isn't right about drinking blood.
MrZyzyk:
"Watch the stupid jokes." "They're the only kind I know, sir." "WATCH IT!"
Buffoon:
"And remember guys... Always use protection." "Thanks, Working Woman!"
Indomitus:
"Hello? Satan Scouts! Wanna buy some Satan Scout cookies?"
Buffoon:
That's right... tonight at 5PM you could have a hooker dressed as a schoolgirl come to YOUR door too! Call 1-800-BAD-GIRL.
DarkOracle:
"Don't worry Stu... I'll dye my hair back to red... and I'll get more auditions... maybe on that new Anthony Michael Hall series!" "Huh?..."
Buffoon:
"See? Not too crowded at all!" "Gosh, and I was so skeptical about having our 4th of July picnic in a cemetary!"