holoclown:
I guess it was pretty stupid to trek through the desert with only a monkey wrench...
Randal_Flagg:
"OH! *MAN* am I tired!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Yep! I pretty much captured the Golden Fleece. Got it right here on my shoulder."
Andy1251:
"My guitar was *right here* a second ago!"
MSTieLyn:
Whatever happened to Baby Jane? Someone forgot her in her crib for sixty years.
Randal_Flagg:
Killed by a jackal in North Ro. Hope I don't come across any desert madmen on my corpse run...
holoclown:
Old Yeller was just waiting for his chance. Nice, even breaths. That's right. Now kill!
MSTieLyn:
"Was it good for you too, Bubba?"
holoclown:
You really don't want to see your surgeons dancing in a conga line the night before your heart transplant.
Randal_Flagg:
The new GM Gargantua. Those pesky SUVs won't get in your way anymore!
SquidLeaf:
This is the unfortunate result of lost children at the carnival.
Verrada:
Arrrgh! Never bet on an inside straight!!!
Randal_Flagg:
"I sure love sitting here watching the sunrise with you, Tom." "Me too, Stu. M-O-O-N. That spells sun."
Randal_Flagg:
The early model of the Flintstone's car featured an outboard motor.
Randal_Flagg:
"Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" *What's so fuuny?* "Oh nothing. I'm a hyena. Ha-ha-ha! Wooo!"
servoinorbit:
Despite the harsh winters, Stephen King had no intention of leaving Maine
Randal_Flagg:
Well, she's a beautiful little girl all right. Shame about the dislocated arm, though.
Verrada:
Doh! I didn't mean to feel your butt crack...