psychomorph:
I really hate the new version of "Easy Rider" where Lance Armstrong gets a ride from the rednecks after he gets a flat. BOR-RING!
jack_routers:
An increasingly desperate Willie Nelson hitches a ride from a friend...
Loodvig:
Wile E. Coyote's perspective as he waits for Roadrunner.
attercop:
MFP to Gosling 1...
Randal_Flagg:
Buffoon's ex-wife's heart still hasn't succumbed to Captain Tripps.
Indomitus:
She's the only person to be mummified *before* she died! Quick get my picture with her!
Randal_Flagg:
Ever since the stroke, Zira refers to everybody as "Bright Eyes"
Indomitus:
What video tape?
Indomitus:
*long silence*... "I'm sorry. It's the radishes. And the onions. And the beans. Pardon me."
attercop:
~o Like a rock.. o~
Randal_Flagg:
Now all he needs is a pool, and his Nestea Plunge will go off as planned.
Indomitus:
I'll see your $500 and raise you one grizzled unbathed bum.
Randal_Flagg:
*whispering* "If you build it, they will come."
Indomitus:
Soon to be a major adult film, "Carver's Back Door..."
Randal_Flagg:
"You do realize that's not what people mean when they say they are 'sporting wood', right?"
MrBoj:
"This doesn't seem like hell on earth what-so-ever!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Does the quiet whispering of the creek give you any thoughts, darling?" "Yeah, I got to piss like a racehorse!"
MrBoj:
I can get the ticks off you best by biting them off.