CaptionFreak:
Yeh, you tend to get those on your doorstep when you have a cat. Moles and squirrels, too.
Randal_Flagg:
"I *TOLD* you that we should have dumped the stuff! Why don't you ever listen to me?! Just because I'm a woman, right? RIGHT?!"
GersonK:
They told him they were going to a drag bar and he should dress camp. Instead he dressed Mellencamp. Pity.
Randal_Flagg:
It took a while, but Larry finally got his lighter to light for the N'Sync concert. Of course, it's been over for seven hours...
Enapov:
Is it just you and me Tinkerbell? Is that a yes? GREAT!!! *Claps his hands* Uh crap...
HoneyT:
Man, my gallbladder stone was bigger than I thought!
Enapov:
Yeah she's a nine milimeter with a scope and a infared beam to hit her straight between the eyes... Of course most people use nets for butterflies...
stareater:
Why does he have a fish on his neck?
Dragonstud:
Third attempt at invasion of the neighouring tent... weŽre going to take that sleeping bag back this time.
Enapov:
Woodstock memories.
stareater:
"Howdy, I'm Bo Don Baker. I'm the bastard son of Bo Svenson & Joe Don Baker. Pretty hideous, eh?"
misfit320:
Irnoically, the best lines Rob Lowe ever had were as a guy who couldn't talk
MSTzilla:
"You don't know where we can find some under aged girls and a video camera, do ya?"
Dragonstud:
He just saw the rest of the script.
Enapov:
Do you know the... Muffin Man... *The muffin man?* The muffin man. *Do you know the muffin man? *Who lives on Drewery lane?* That's the one!
Dragonstud:
Product of a relationship between Dolph Lundgren and Marcy DŽarcy
Randal_Flagg:
keogh? The beanstalk from "Jack and the Beanstalk"? *BZZZZZZ* You forgot to say "at night"
stareater:
"Yep, boys. Looks like another Starburst overdose. Bag 'em!"