Randal_Flagg:
Gulliver finds that the Lilliputians have developed heeliocopter aeroplanes.
Enapov:
Twinkie?
Horror_Guy1313:
Stick me on that 70's show and what did you think was gonna happen?
Randal_Flagg:
"If you want to dance like Travolta, you gotta get that hand in the air!"
Raven__:
*choreography try-outs for "The Sapranos: the Musical"*
ozzman6464:
Jim could not figure out why used condoms were on the window.
Wish1827:
Simba, what are those glowing things in the sky?
Enapov:
Okay but can you take off your retainer before you do that...
Randal_Flagg:
"CUT! Get him off the FarScape logo!"
CaptionFreak:
"Honey, Tim Daly just streaked across our lawn!" "Good. Now go get me a beer, Edith!"
Randal_Flagg:
"I didn't think you're dad could do The Worm. But look at him go!"
Moatas:
**I wonder if he's noticed that I'm not wearing a bra? Or the fact that my shirt is unbuttoned, or...**
GersonK:
*pop*
Randal_Flagg:
"I can't believe you don't know how to do the Hokey Pokey. All you do is put your left foot in, then you put your left foot out."
stareater:
On the New Waltons, John Boy gets touchy-feely with sis.
Randal_Flagg:
There once was a carnaival on this land. They say on dark, stormy nights, it can sometimes still be seen...
CaptionFreak:
"I am NOT Six from 'Blossom'! I swear!"
GersonK:
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